Anybody a member of this site ???

[Bigmincey]

Just out of curiosity !;)

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458

Alan............

[badgersb]

Maaabeeeee.......;)

[quattrothedog]

what do you say to a woman with two black eyes ?

nothing.


you told her twice already. ;)

[gordonbradford]

i hope thats tongue in cheek!!!

[gordonbradford]

why can't women ski?
coz there's no snow between the sink and cooker!

[quattrothedog]

what do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence ?








divorced !!

[quattrothedog]

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?


A battery has a positive side.

[quattrothedog]

How is a woman like a laxative?



They both irritate the crap out of you.

[GTODave]

How do you stop a woman giving you oral sex...























Marry her

[GTODave]

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?



None, they'll just sit there and moan about how dark it is.

[Bluecat]

guys thats not very nice

[Bluecat]

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.


What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin


Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.

How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.


Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.


Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

[Kirsti]

Thanks, Bluecat! It was getting a bit one sided there.

[quattrothedog]

is that a declaration of war ?

[GTODave]

is that a declaration of war ?

Your on your own Bob, you don't want to go there:D, "Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned" as they say.

After being married for 22 years, if there is one thing that I have learned, it's when to keep my mouth shut;)

[andyl]

with you on that one dave :eek:

[Bluecat]

You guys are very sensible lol :p