Bigmincey
24-12-06, 08:20 PM
As above,
To all the members on the forum, a very merry Xmas and a guid new year !
Forums been kinda quiet lately, so c`mon guys, get posting !!;)
Anything, just show us you are there !! Dec 21st was the shortest day, so it will be starting to get lighter at night now, so no excuse for sitting on your arse doing nowt !:p
Was out today, fitted my new CSV valve, set the timing, TPS, IAC Valve and actually got it around the block without breaking down !:D Result !!
I leave you with a list of Christmas Groaners.
Bound to be one that will make you snigger !
Hope to meet a few of you in 2007,
Enjoy !
Cheers,
21 Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"
Alan........
To all the members on the forum, a very merry Xmas and a guid new year !
Forums been kinda quiet lately, so c`mon guys, get posting !!;)
Anything, just show us you are there !! Dec 21st was the shortest day, so it will be starting to get lighter at night now, so no excuse for sitting on your arse doing nowt !:p
Was out today, fitted my new CSV valve, set the timing, TPS, IAC Valve and actually got it around the block without breaking down !:D Result !!
I leave you with a list of Christmas Groaners.
Bound to be one that will make you snigger !
Hope to meet a few of you in 2007,
Enjoy !
Cheers,
21 Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"
Alan........