Bigmincey
07-01-09, 09:57 PM
Duties of Wives!
Three English men were sitting together bragging about how they had Given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he
had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He
said
that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Nigel had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
The next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry
and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on
the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye,
just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call
a handyman.
God Bless Scottish Women !:eek:
Alan............
Three English men were sitting together bragging about how they had Given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he
had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He
said
that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Nigel had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
The next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry
and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on
the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye,
just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call
a handyman.
God Bless Scottish Women !:eek:
Alan............