Bigmincey
07-07-06, 08:25 PM
Sorry for all our English members !!:rolleyes:
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling
you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he
is so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his
big motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and he said
that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to
have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for
science to find the AIDS cure, so he gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. he has arranged for me to be in films that
his friends make in their basement. Apparently I can
earn £20 a scene. I get a bonus if there are more than three men in the
scene, and an extra if they use the horse.
Don't worry about me. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'll visit you both so that you can meet your
grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
p.s:
Dad, none of the above is true!! I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I
just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND
GETTING BEATEN ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN.........
OR ?
Christiano Ronaldo goes to the doctors and says,
'Doctor, whenever I look in the mirror I get sexually aroused'
The doctor turns to him and says....
.
.
'I'm not surprised - you're a c**t
Alan...........
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling
you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he
is so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his
big motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and he said
that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to
have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for
science to find the AIDS cure, so he gets better. He deserves it.
Don' t worry about money. he has arranged for me to be in films that
his friends make in their basement. Apparently I can
earn £20 a scene. I get a bonus if there are more than three men in the
scene, and an extra if they use the horse.
Don't worry about me. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'll visit you both so that you can meet your
grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
p.s:
Dad, none of the above is true!! I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I
just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND
GETTING BEATEN ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN.........
OR ?
Christiano Ronaldo goes to the doctors and says,
'Doctor, whenever I look in the mirror I get sexually aroused'
The doctor turns to him and says....
.
.
'I'm not surprised - you're a c**t
Alan...........