andyl
07-12-11, 04:40 PM
Fairy liquid have updated their TV commercials to reflect modern England
“Mummy why are your hands so soft?”
“Cos I’m only fourteen innit, now shut the f**k up and eat your pot noodle before your dad gets home from school”
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
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I went to bed with three Thai girls last night
It was like winning the lottery
They had six matching balls
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Abdul the Indian wife beater, punches his wife every night at 7.30pm……… On the dot
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Breaking News……….
John Terry denied racially abusing Anton Ferdinand, but hasn’t ruled out shagging his wife
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Just failed my Health & Safety course
I was asked what steps I would take in the event of a fire
Apparently f*****g big ones is the wrong answer
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What’s black with two broken arms?
Colonel Gadaffi’s sun glasses
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“Mummy why are your hands so soft?”
“Cos I’m only fourteen innit, now shut the f**k up and eat your pot noodle before your dad gets home from school”
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
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I went to bed with three Thai girls last night
It was like winning the lottery
They had six matching balls
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Abdul the Indian wife beater, punches his wife every night at 7.30pm……… On the dot
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Breaking News……….
John Terry denied racially abusing Anton Ferdinand, but hasn’t ruled out shagging his wife
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx
Just failed my Health & Safety course
I was asked what steps I would take in the event of a fire
Apparently f*****g big ones is the wrong answer
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx
What’s black with two broken arms?
Colonel Gadaffi’s sun glasses
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