So wrong !!

[Bigmincey]

Why is a fine Austrian wine like a fine Austrian woman ?
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They both need 24 years in the cellar to mature !:o

Alan............

[quattrothedog]

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat.







Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".

The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"