andyl
07-12-10, 08:58 PM
>
> Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue
> and reserve a tray, because you are dead.
>
> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
> your vehicle.
>>From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a
> Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their
> car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
> with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
> The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
> On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
> under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
> underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
>
> Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
> quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.
> On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
> staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
> Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue
> and reserve a tray, because you are dead.
>
> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
> your vehicle.
>>From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a
> Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their
> car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on
> with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
> The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
> On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
> under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
> underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
>
> Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
> quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.
> On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
> staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.