learning young

[andyl]

A kid was sitting on the stairs
with his cat & a bag of jellybeans.
His mum was watching him.
He put a jellybean in his mouth
then bit the cat & moved down a step.
He then put another jelly bean in his mouth
bit the cat & moved down another step.
His mother asked "what are you doing"
He replied
"Getting some practice in for when Im older!
Im popping pills,eating pussy,and moving on